- What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
Ok u 2, don't start anything... - Whats the best thing about babies?
MAKING EM... - What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him,
he ain't gonna come... - When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to .
WOOPS...wrong number...... - Why'd they call it PMS?
Cos Mad cow disease was already taken... - Y did the jelly baby go 2 school?
Cuz he wanted to be a smarty... - Yes, this is my pickup. No,
I will not help you move... - You are
here:... - You may be recognized soon
Hide... - Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory...
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