- A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
- Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
- Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Born Free........Taxed to Death.
- Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.
' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'... - Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.
'... - Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
- Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
- FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.
....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found....
