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• Things you won't see on Hallmark cards: OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am INSIDE
  hat you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love....
• Q: What state is most like a tiny cola? A: Minne-soda.
• The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much bigger.
• It's a state of mind.
• A dirty mind is, well, a dirty mind!
• Q:" How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One and a half. "A:" Two - but they are very tiny....
• 181 There was an old lady of Kewry Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae'
  The `introitus vaginae', Was unnaturally tiny, And the thought of it filled her with fury....
• A waist is a terrible thing to mind.