I Like Your Style, You Got Sheer Class, But Babe, My God, I WANT YOUR ASS!
SMS Jokes One Liner
I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French
one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnaped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout....
A list of classic pick=-up lines =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed....
First Date Advice Things Not To Say On A First Date
1. "This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it....
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...