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SMS Jokes One Liner
- How many letters in the Alphabet? 19,
cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him...
- How to impress a man:
Show up naked with beer...
- How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her,
love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support...
- Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense?
I'll tel U l8r...
- I don't have an attitude problem.
You have a perception...
- If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried...
- If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together...
- If I want your opinion,
I'll give it to you...
- If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect,
why practice...
- If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody,
come sit next to...
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