- How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up
Press Down...... - How many letters in the Alphabet? 19
cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him... - How to impress a man
Show up naked with beer... - How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her
love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support... - Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense
I'll tel U l8r... - I don't have an attitude problem
You have a perception... - If at first you don't succeed
destroy all evidence that you tried... - If I could rearrange the alphabet
I'd put U and I together... - If I want your opinion
I'll give it to you... - If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect
why practice...
