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• Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  ** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
• Are you out of my mind?
• Out Of Body. Back in 5 Minutes.
• Three secret service agents go to East Jerusalem in order to find out who is the most efficient - the KGB, the CIA or the Mossad.
  They take a rabbit, put him down in front of Damascus Gate and let him run away into the Old City....
• I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
• A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream.
  The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream....
• A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.
  He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?...
• A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
  The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole....
• I have an open mind: My brains keep falling out!