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• Some Bumper Stickers: ** Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot ** Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOt ** He who laughs last thinks slowest ** If you don't like the new
  go out and make some ** Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home ** I think animal testing is a terrible idea...
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• The Shape I am In... There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.
  My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in....
• One day Marshal Dillon saw a cowboy dunking an old women's head in a horse trough!
  The Marshal got upset and went over where this was happening....
• Useful Work Phrases: ** Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  ** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist....
• I can't understand why Corey Aquino won't allow Ferdinand Marcos back into the country to die.
  ..After all, he let her husband come back into the country to die. Paul Tombli...
• D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
• I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
• I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!