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• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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• Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
• Don't be so open minded your brains fall ou
• Caution! Don't be so open-minded, your brains slide out.
• Better to have open eyes than an open mind.