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• Unknown GOLF: A game primarily comprised of hitting a ball into sand and then trying to hit it back out again.
  (Variation: involves hitting the ball into a clump of trees or a body of water....
• Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
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• The house is only 5 minutes from shopping . . .if you've got an airplane.