Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.

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Funny Bumper Stickers:
** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
** So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
** Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
** All men are idiots...and I married their king.
** IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
** Honk! If you want to see my finger.
** Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
** Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
** I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
** Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.
** Ever stop to think and forget to start again?