What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man? How Do You Breathe Through That Thing?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
What's grey & comes in quarts? Elephants What do elephants use for condoms?
Blimps What did the elephant say to the naked man?...
What did the elephant say when he saw the native warrior running naked through the jungle?
"How the hell does he eat with that thing?...
382. (Visual Joke) Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions)...
Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
Why don't Italians eat fleas They can't get their legs apart.
What do you call an italian with an IQ of 180 Sicily....
why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....