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• Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
• What's grey & comes in quarts? Elephants What do elephants use for condoms?
  Blimps What did the elephant say to the naked man?...
• What did the elephant say when he saw the native warrior running naked through the jungle?
  "How the hell does he eat with that thing?...
• 382. (Visual Joke) Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
  A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions)...
• Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
• Why don't Italians eat fleas They can't get their legs apart.
  What do you call an italian with an IQ of 180 Sicily....
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....