A list of classic pick=-up lines
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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of
your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey babe....do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Drop 'em.
What do you like for breakfast?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hi there! I'm interested in having breakfast with you. Can I call you
or nudge you?
Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize?
Irish : Have you got a little Irish in you?
She: Uh...no....
Irish: Well, do you want some?
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate
and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up.
I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...
Hi, my name's Ron, how do you like me so far?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of
your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey babe....do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Drop 'em.
What do you like for breakfast?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hi there! I'm interested in having breakfast with you. Can I call you
or nudge you?
Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize?
Irish : Have you got a little Irish in you?
She: Uh...no....
Irish: Well, do you want some?
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate
and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up.
I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...
Hi, my name's Ron, how do you like me so far?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
Related:
- An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - First Date Advice
Things Not To Say On A First Date
1. "This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it.... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off.... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker.... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.... - A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the
bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here.... - My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole
package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
