BE A KID AGAIN.... Give Yourself A Gold Star For Everything You Do Today.

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Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.

Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces

Sing into your hairbrush

Grow a milk mustache

Smile back at the man in the moon

Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away

Dunk your cookies

Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running

Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along

Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach

Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even
though you wanted both of them for yourself

Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing

Step carefully over sidewalk cracks

Change into some play clothes

Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich

Have a staring contest with your cat

Eat ice cream for breakfast

Kiss a frog just in case

Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck"

Blow the wrapper off a straw

Refuse to eat crusts

Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"

Watch TV in your pajamas

Ask "Why?" a lot

Make graham-cracker-and-frosting sandwiches

Believe in fairy tales

Have someone read you a story

Eat dessert first

Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants
even if they don't match

Sneak some frosting off a cake

Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument"

Do a cartwheel

Get someone to buy you something you don't really need

Hide your vegetables under your napkin

Stay up past your bedtime

Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess

Wear red gym shoes

Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to
the bottom of a milkshake

Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in your lap

Put way too much sugar on your cereal

Play a song you like really loud, over and over

Find some pretty stones and save them

Let the string all the way out on your kite

Walk barefoot in wet grass

Giggle at nude statues in a museum

Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner

Count the colors in a rainbow

Fuss a little, then take a nap

Take a running jump over a big puddle

Eat dinner at the coffee table

Giggle a lot for no real reason

Make a clover chain for someone you really "like-like"

Stir ice-cream flavors together

Do thattap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-stand-on-their-
opposite-side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-there thing

Enjoy your all-time favorite candy-bar
(Forget you've heard of calories!)

Wear a ball cap backwards

Go to the zoo

Say "duh" when stuff is obvious

Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise

Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out,
and smile at people

Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup

Every time someone says "See you later" say "Not if I see
you first" or "thanks for the warning" then laugh real hard

Whistle the theme from your favorite TV show all day

Help your salt-and-pepper shakers talk to each other
in high, squeaky voices

Remember to say your prayers

Squish some mud between your toes

Stay up late watching scary movies

Buy yourself a helium balloon

Ride a roller coaster two times in a row

Sing the "I see London, I see France" song to someone
wearing low-slung pants

Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar

When your gum starts losing its flavor, spit it
out and get a new piece

Write your sweetie's initials in a chalk heart on the sidewalk

Wave to the engineer

Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs

Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on

Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich
before you eat the sandwich part

Look down as you walk and hope to find money

Catch lightning bugs in a jar and make a lantern

Practice whistling through your teeth

Eat cereal any ol' time of the day you feel like it

Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart

Wear a bubble gum machine ring

Watch a lot of TV and don't feel guilty about it

Skip a stone across a pond

Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something

Eat just the chocolate stripe out of your Neapolitan ice cream

Ask to be excused

Chew bubble gum

Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on

Start thinking now about what you want for your next birthday

Sing to yourself all day

Talk to your invisible friend

Play with your younger siblings toys

Stick your hand in the fish bowl, try to catch one...

Draw a gang of "stick-figure" persons, and call it
your family!!!

Color in your favorite coloring book with your really cool
box of 144 crayons with the neato crayon sharpener

Finger-paint and make a really big mess

Buy pajamas with feet

Get the giggles and laugh until it hurts

Ask someone if they like "see-food"

Stick your tongue out and sing "nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah" to those jerks

Get up early just to watch Saturday morning cartoons.

Color in your favorite coloring book

Eat food with your fingers.

Find some Matchbox cars and have a race -- you push both cars

Try to style Barbie's hair some way that actually looks nice

Avoid the opposite sex at all cost on account of "cooties"

Scream at cars passing by on the street, asking if theyt
watch "The Elephant Show"

Wave at the drivers in the cars behind you

Climb in and out of the windows of cars, just like they
did in Dukes of Hazzard

Play dress up complete with costume jewelry, shoes that
don't fit, and an enormous hat that looks ridiculous;
then go to lunch like that.

Stick your head out the car window and moo if you see a cow