Italian Jokes
- THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT -
Ona day Ima got to Detroit to a big hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bringa me only one
piss I tella her I wanna two piss. She tella me to go to da toilet. I say you
no undastand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you betta not piss ona
da plate, you sonna ma bitch. I donna even know da lady and she calla me
sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat lunch at the Draka Restaurant. The waitress bringa me
a knife, spoon, butta no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. She tella me
everybody wanna fock. I tella her you know undastand, I wanna fock ona da
table. She tella me you betta not fock ona da table, you sonna ma bitch. So,
I go back to my room ina hotel, and there is no shit ona my bed. I calla
manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to da toilet. I say you
no undastand, I wanna shit ona da bed. He say you betta not shit ona da bed,
you sonna ma bitch. So I go to chech oda da hotel, and da man at the desk say
peace to you. I say, piss ona you too you sonna ma bitch, Ima go back to
Italia!
- THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT -
Ona day Ima got to Detroit to a big hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bringa me only one
piss I tella her I wanna two piss. She tella me to go to da toilet. I say you
no undastand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you betta not piss ona
da plate, you sonna ma bitch. I donna even know da lady and she calla me
sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat lunch at the Draka Restaurant. The waitress bringa me
a knife, spoon, butta no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. She tella me
everybody wanna fock. I tella her you know undastand, I wanna fock ona da
table. She tella me you betta not fock ona da table, you sonna ma bitch. So,
I go back to my room ina hotel, and there is no shit ona my bed. I calla
manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to da toilet. I say you
no undastand, I wanna shit ona da bed. He say you betta not shit ona da bed,
you sonna ma bitch. So I go to chech oda da hotel, and da man at the desk say
peace to you. I say, piss ona you too you sonna ma bitch, Ima go back to
Italia!
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(Must be read with an Italian accent)
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