Bill, Frank, and Rod were waiting for entrance into Heaven. St. Peter
walked up to Bill and asked, "How many times did you cheat on your
wife, and remember, I will know the truth." Bill thought for a moment
and replied, "Well, sir, it must be around 40 times." "Fine," said St.
Peter, "you may enter Heaven but you will be driving that little yellow
Honda over there."
St. Peter approached Frank and asked the same question. Frank
answered, "Sir, I do believe it couldn't have been more than 20 times.
"Good," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven, also, and you will be
driving the red Corvette.
St. Peter stepped up to Rod and repeated the question. Without pause,
Rod answered, "Never!" St. Peter peered at him quizzically and said,
"Never?" "I have never been unfaithful to my wife, sir" he replied.
"Excellent," stated St. Peter. "You may enter Heaven and you will be
driving that gold Rolls Royce." Grinning from ear to ear, Rod
approaches the car, but when he reaches the car, he suddenly lays his
head on the roof and begins to cry. St. Peter rushes over and asks,
"What's the matter? You have never cheated on you wife, you've gained
entrance into Heaven, and you will be driving a Rolls Royce for the
rest of eternity." Rod replied between sobs, "See that woman over
there on the skateboard? That's my wife!"