Q: Why Can't Jesus Eat M & M's? A: Because They Fall Through The Holes In His Hands.

Q: Why Can't Jesus Eat M & M's? A: Because They Fall Through The Holes In His Hands.

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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT?
A: Because he got nailed on his boards.

Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked,
"Can you put me up for the night?"

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Q: Why didn't Jesus get into college? A: He got hung up on his boards.
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
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