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• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Q: Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
  A: They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals....
• Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing out the W's ...
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE ONLY GO TO MOVIES IN GROUPS OF 17 OR MORE?
  BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED!...
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Did you hear about the Iraqi submarine? --It sank.
  The crew forgot to close the screen door....
• Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
  They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...
• Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!