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• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
  They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who left home because his father wouldn't get off his back.
  He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his brothers' behind....
• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
• Did you hear about the <ETHNIC> who moved his entire house six inches to the side?
  -- He needed to tighten his loose clothesline!...
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....