Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best
friend was screwing his wife!
friend was screwing his wife!
Related:
- Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from
his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented... - This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and
sat on the edge of the bed,
holding his head in his hands. "What the hell has... - Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying
to kill him?
He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine... - THE OPTIMIST AND THE NON-OPTIMIST
An optimist sees the best in the world,
while a pessimist (a non-optimist) sees only the worst... - Did you hear about the guy who discovered his new wife
thought the smoke detector in the apartment was the... - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO:
Spent four days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage?
Took his expectant wife to the grocery store because... - Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink... - Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink... - THE CIVIL SERVANT'S DOG
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Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were...
