Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman?
A: He was gladiator.
A: He was gladiator.
Related:
- What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
- Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
- Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
- Q: Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? A: He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller.
- Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself.... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap.... - Q: Did you hear about the lazy Mexican? A: He married a pregnant woman.
- Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool? A: They all meet at work.
- Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
