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• What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Q: Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? A: He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller.
• Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
  A: He made a spectacle of himself....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Q: Did you hear about the lazy Mexican? A: He married a pregnant woman.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool? A: They all meet at work.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.