Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself.
A: He made a spectacle of himself.
Related:
- Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
A: He was doing great until business fell off... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree... - Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink... - Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them... - Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman?
A:
He was gladiator... - Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident?
A: He's all right now... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe... - Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions?
A: He only took tips...
