What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
Related:
- Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman? A: He was gladiator.
- What do you call an African-American hooker with braces on her teeth?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker.... - A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.
When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.... - How does a jew say fuck you?
Trust me.
What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
Q. of 3? A New York City St. Patrick's day parade.... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
--------------------------------------
1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?... - Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping.... - Little Willie had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything.
One day, Willie's father consulted his teacher. The teacher said.... - What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library? A barbarian!!
