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• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman? A: He was gladiator.
• Up at Dartmouth, there's a biologist experimenting with changing the behavior patterns of rodents.
  When asked about his work, he usually says he pulls habits out of rats....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.