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• Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts? A
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• Q: Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? A
  It's hard to spray paint your name on that little line....
• What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico? A
  Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here....
• Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A
  Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949....
• Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow? A: So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going.
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque? A: Because the beans slip through the grill
• Q: Do you know why they don't let Mexicans in the fire department?
  A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b!...