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• Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
• Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts? A
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A
  Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949....
• Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: So they have something to pick in the wintertime.
• Q: Why do Mexicans have big noses? A: It gives them something to pick in the off season.
• Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que? A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.
• Yrneh Etac V --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac5) OR (etac5@nowhere) Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectatio
  Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results....
• Q: what's a specimen? A: Italian astronaut!
  Q: What's the <ethnic> solution to Rubik's Cube? A: Spray paint....