Q: Do you know why they don't let Mexicans in the fire department?
A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b!
A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b!
Related:
- Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front.... - Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
- A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following questio
Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant.... - What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms?
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Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.... - Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
- What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? A: "Darling.
