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• Why is a Newfie's piss yellow? So that he knows if he is coming or going.
• Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
• Q: Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats in experiments now?
  A: Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them....
• Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
• Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico? A
  Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: So they have something to pick in the wintertime.
• Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? So they can take a bubble bath at night.
• Why do Mexicans drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.