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• Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que? A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.
• Why don't Italians barbecue? Because the Spaghetti falls through the grill....
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
• Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
• Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico? A
  Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here....
• Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? So they can take a bubble bath at night.
• Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
• Q: Do you know why they don't let Mexicans in the fire department?
  A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b!...