Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea?

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• Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
  He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting...
• Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea?
  He thought he was melting...
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from
  his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented...
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident?
  A: He's all right now...
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off!
  Don't worry; he's all right .....
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
  He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced...
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy?
  He spit out the kittens after he was done...
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions?
  A: He only took tips...
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap...