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• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
  -He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting....
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing out the W's ...
• Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Did you hear about the aggie who spent three hours in the library trying to look up Author Unknown?
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
  He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....