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• I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither.
• I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
• A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.
  I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither....
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
• I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not! Who are you?
• Roses red; violets blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
• I'm schizophrenic...and I outnumber you!
• A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree.
  But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered his pants leg with pee....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!