Did you hear about Bill and Joe, the twin brothers?

Did you hear about Bill and Joe, the twin brothers?

Bill was married and Joe was single. The single brother, Joe, was the proud
owner of a dilapidated old row boat. It so happened that Bill's wife died on
the same day that Joe's boat filled with water and sank. A few days later
a kindly old lady met Joe on the street and mistook him for his brother Bill.
She said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, I was sorry to hear of your great loss. You must
feel terrible."

Joe spoke up saying, "I'm not a bit sorry. She was a rotten old thing right
from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, she smelled of old fish and the
first time I got into her she drank water faster than anything I ever saw.
She had a bad crack and a pretty bad hole in her front, and the hole kept
getting bigger every time I used her. It got so I could handle her all right,
but when anyone else used her, she leaked like everything. But what really
finished her was the four guys looking for a good time. They asked me if I
would rent her to them. I warned them that she wasn't too hot, but they
could take a crack at her anyway. The result was the crazy fools tried to
get into her all at once and it was too much for her and she cracked up the
middle ..."

Before he could finish the old lady fainted.