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• Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? A: The Captain's log.
• What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in common?
  ??? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons and they both go where no man has gone before....
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
  A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....
• Fascinating, Captain! - Spock.
• `:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
• 20 Things That Never Happen in "Star Trek" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1.
  The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before....
• Q: You know what they did to Helen when she was REALLY bad? A: Left the plunger in the toilet!
• The "Bridge Scene", from STAR TREK V.V: CAPTAIN KIRK AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
  .. OLD MAN: Stop! He who would cross the Bridge Of Death, must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see....