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• Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
  A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them....
• Q: What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday? A: Mikey...He'll eat anything.
• Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex
  1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!...
• Q: What's the definition of an Italian virgin? A
  A twelve year old that can run faster than all her brothers....
• This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.
  "Why?" asks the girl. "Because I want to try something different," says the guy....
• What do you call an eighty year old Newfie prostitute? Rent-A-Wreck
• Who Killed The Bear... An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• A 7 year old girl barges into the bathroom where her father is having a shower.
  "Daddy, daddy, what's that", she said pointing at his genitalia....
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...