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• Q. Do you know what the miracle of AIDS is? A. It turns fruits into vegetables.
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• Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to butt fuck.
• Q: Why did the minister get AIDS? A: He didn't wash his organ between hims.
• Q: Why do computers like humans? A: Because a human turns them on.
• Q: Why is it good to have Alzheimer's Disease? A: You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
• Q: What is Sickle-Cell Anemia? A: AIDS for spades.
• Q: You've heard of Alzheimer's Disease but do you know what Waldheimer's disease is ?
  A: You forget that you used to be a Nazi....
• Q: What's the first symptom of AIDS? A: A pounding sensation in your butt.