The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy: "Why
the hell didn't you watch where it went?" "Well sir," said the boy, "it don't
usually go anywhere, so when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by
surprise."
the hell didn't you watch where it went?" "Well sir," said the boy, "it don't
usually go anywhere, so when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by
surprise."
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