Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into
your computer keyboard. Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know
you like it because you are smiling. Please allow someone else to use the
keyboard, because I'm really horny and wish to reproduce!
INS INS INS INS INS INS INS INS ...
Howdya like the way I jab that insert key baby? I'll bet your control is
ready to break.
ENTER
ENTER
ENTER
Heh, heh. Bet you let out an extended character or two when I rammed that
one home.
your computer keyboard. Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know
you like it because you are smiling. Please allow someone else to use the
keyboard, because I'm really horny and wish to reproduce!
INS INS INS INS INS INS INS INS ...
Howdya like the way I jab that insert key baby? I'll bet your control is
ready to break.
ENTER
ENTER
ENTER
Heh, heh. Bet you let out an extended character or two when I rammed that
one home.
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