No Matter How You Slice It, It's Still A Golf Ball.
No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball.
Laws of Golf: LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.
This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime....
Three Essentials of Middle Age: When I turned 50, I discovered three essential facts of middle age
periodontia, bifocals, and golf. GOLF? DID SHE SAY GOLF?...
Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards......
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A: Depends on how thin you slice them ...
Q: How many blacks does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how thin you slice them.
What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? A: "Darling.
A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....