Dirty Ernie had been picking up some bad language by hanging out at the
construction site down the street. His mother was very upset by this and
asked Ernie Senior to reprimand him. "I heard you've been using some pretty
bad language son," said Ernie Senior, "Go get me a switch." Dirty Ernie
replied, "Fuck you, thats the electrician's job!"
construction site down the street. His mother was very upset by this and
asked Ernie Senior to reprimand him. "I heard you've been using some pretty
bad language son," said Ernie Senior, "Go get me a switch." Dirty Ernie
replied, "Fuck you, thats the electrician's job!"
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