Not long after his marriage, Ernie Junior and his father, Dirty Ernie senior,
met for lunch. "Well son," asked Ernie senior, "How is married life treating
you?" "Not very well, I'm afraid," sighed junior, "It seems I married a nun."
"A nun?" his father questioned. "That's right," moaned Ernie junior, "None
in the morning, none at night, and none at all unless I beg!" Dirty Ernie
senior nodded knowingly and slapped his boy on the back a couple of times.
"Why don't we all get together for dinner tonight and have a nice talk?"
Young Ernie smiled, "Say, Dad, that's a great idea!" "Fine," replied Ernie
senior, "I'll call home and tell the Mother Superior to set two extra