One day Dirty Ernie is playing with his train set. The little train came
around to the little station and stopped. So Ernie said, "All the people
getting off the train, get off the fucking train; all the people getting on,
get on the fucking train". So, the train goes around the little track and
back into the station. Ernie says again, "All the people getting off the
train, get off the fucking train; all the people getting on, get on the
fucking train." Well, Ernie's mother had heard enough! "Ernie, go to your
room. No dinner tonight!" After dinner, Ernie's mother went upstairs to
his room. "Well Ernie, I think you learned your lesson; you can go play
with your trains." Ernie plays, the train pulls up to the little station.
Says Ernie, "All the people getting on the train, get on the train; all
the people getting off the train, get off. Anyone who wants to know why
we are late tonight, ask the fucking bitch in the kitchen."
around to the little station and stopped. So Ernie said, "All the people
getting off the train, get off the fucking train; all the people getting on,
get on the fucking train". So, the train goes around the little track and
back into the station. Ernie says again, "All the people getting off the
train, get off the fucking train; all the people getting on, get on the
fucking train." Well, Ernie's mother had heard enough! "Ernie, go to your
room. No dinner tonight!" After dinner, Ernie's mother went upstairs to
his room. "Well Ernie, I think you learned your lesson; you can go play
with your trains." Ernie plays, the train pulls up to the little station.
Says Ernie, "All the people getting on the train, get on the train; all
the people getting off the train, get off. Anyone who wants to know why
we are late tonight, ask the fucking bitch in the kitchen."
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