Teacher: Ernest! Why Are You Late To Class Again?

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Teacher: Ernest! Why are you late to class again?
Dirty Ernie: Sorry Miss, I've been down at the creek
sticking cherry bombs up frogs' asses ...
Teacher: Rectum, Johnny, Rectum ...
Dirty Ernie: Wrecked'em? Hell, I blew'em to fuckin' pieces!

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