You Were So Ugly As A Kid That, On Halloween, Your Mother Put Peanut Butter Around Your Lips And Sent You Out As An Asshole!
You were so ugly as a kid that, on Halloween, your mother put peanut butter
around your lips and sent you out as an asshole!
You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole .
You were so ugly as a kid that your mother had to feed you with a sling shot ...
You are so ugly that if you sent your picture to the Lonely Hearts Club, they would be sent back with the explanation that they are lonely - not desperate.
What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought he had twins.
"You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom." ==...
You were so ugly when you were born, the doctor took one look at your face, turned you over and said, "Look .
Your Mother wears combat boots! Your Mother Swims after troop ships!
Your brother Blows boy scouts! A classic one... that is off-colour!...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
Unknown You know you are no longer a kid when.. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun....