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• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• What's the difference between an elephant and peanut butter?
  An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A 50 ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
• Q: What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia? A: A Phillips Screwdriver!
• Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.