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• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down? He quacked up.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....