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• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
  On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it....
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• Did you hear about the tight end who was sentenced to a prison term?
  When he was paroled he was a wide receiver....