This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the
phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or
girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah,
I can do it. I'll be right there," says the service guy. An hour later the
service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of
handcuffs. He then gives the man some nstructions: "Now, I'm going to climb
this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does,
the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla
will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the
handcuffs on him." The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?" The
service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot
the Chihuahua."
phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or
girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah,
I can do it. I'll be right there," says the service guy. An hour later the
service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of
handcuffs. He then gives the man some nstructions: "Now, I'm going to climb
this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does,
the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla
will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the
handcuffs on him." The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?" The
service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot
the Chihuahua."
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