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• A man was shipwrecked on yet another island.He built himself a grass and straw shelter and all was OK until a flock of Terns flew onto the island.
  The terns started pecking at his shelter,weakening it....
• Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing out the W's ...
• Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern un-stoned.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
  A: He was doing great until business fell off....
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
  A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....