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• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• The Final Exam... The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.
  She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails....
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
• Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
• Did you hear about the man who spent the day at the beach throwing rocks at the birds?
  He didn't quit until he left no tern unstoned....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Did you hear about the lesbian swimmer who was thrown out of the Olympics?
  She kept lapping the other swimmers....
• Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
  He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe....