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• Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
• Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
• LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
  . He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?...
• Little Johnny went off to his first day of school as a freshman.
  When he got home, his mother asked him how his first day of high school was....
• Naughty Johnny It is near the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do.
  All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening....
• Teacher: Ernest! Why are you late to class again?
  Dirty Ernie: Sorry Miss, I've been down at the creek sticking cherry bombs up frogs' asses ....
• Little Johnny Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
  Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?...
• Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
• Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
  It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know what it is?...